Last Friday, the Republican presidential nominee John McCain named former mayor of Wasilla, Alaska and self-proclaimed “hockey mom” Sarah Palin his vice presidential candidate. Many in the media are calling McCain this selection “bold” and “daring”; some, such as the first female vice presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro, have even written that this will be it for McCain in his attempt to become the first president to serve at least three terms since Franklin Delanor Roosevelt.
Now, some may add it this selection to the impressive resume of the Maverick. I, on the other hand, call it a failure to understand technology. For months, the McCain campaign lived in the world of Web 0.0. The Senator himself has even admitted to NOT using email. His selection of Sarah Palin is just one more to show how out of touch he truly is with today’s society.

Sarah Palin lacks just a few of the qualifications for being the JustInCaseSomethingBadHappens-President, although one Fox News columnist wrote that her being a professional mom with five children is reason alone why she would make a great president. Now based upon McCain’s age (72), his years of enduring torture (5), and the number of times he has survived cancer (4), and thus how old McCain’s body probably is (106), the chances that Palin becomes the first lady (insert McCain cheating on wife joke here) to be the first honcho is a fairly likely scenario.
But very few people, even the igloo-livers on the border of Russia, know much about Sarah Palin. So, what is the first thing we do? We google Sarah Palin. And what do you think is the first site that is listed? Sarah Palin’s Wikipedia page. Well from this page we learn a few gems, including that the Republican Vice Presidential candidate is also a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant.
And this is why John McCain cannot continue to be the president of this country. Because he simply does not understand that once a beauty-pageant contestant, always a beauty-pageant contestant and Sarah Palin will be inexplicable linked to her runner-up status.
Now, although it may reflect poorly on the interests of this country, when according to Google Trends, more people searched for “sarah palin beauty queen“, “miss alaska 1984“, and “sarah palin miss alaska” than “sarah palin voting record” or even ” sarah palin under investigation” on August 29th.
The American voting public, one that thanks to Google, YouTube and Blogs, have become much more intelligent since 2004, will continue to view her as Miss Congeniality rather than as Miss Vice President. And that is why John McCain will have something in common with the Runner-Up in the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant.